Bastards and Dangerous Q&A by Amelia Greyson
Hey, Noah! Thank you so much for sitting with me today for this interview. I’ve compiled a list of questions from your fans, as well as some of my own. Are you ready to get up close and personal with me?
Noah: I’m always ready to get up close and personal with you, Mel, you know that.
Great, now that I’m blushing like crazy, I’ll jump right in. This first question comes from Kim T. What’s your favorite guilty pleasure?
Noah: That’s easy … indulging in you.
Come on, Noah! That’s not what your fans want to hear.
Noah: Hmm … maybe not, but it’s the truth, and they asked for an in-depth personal interview. That’s about as personal as it gets. I hope.
Alright, this next question comes from Lisa A. Would you ever pose for Playgirl?
Noah: <Insert panty-dropping smile> Nah …some things need to be left to the imagination. The only one who gets to see my goods is the woman I’m intimately involved with.
That’s completely understandable. Our next question was asked by just about everyone. Boxers or briefs, Noah?
Noah: Why is everyone always obsessed with our underwear? Ladies, what we carry our package around in isn’t nearly as important as how we use our package. But to answer your question, I prefer boxer briefs.
I wonder how many of your fans are hitting up Calvin Klein on social media right now begging for a Noah Weston exclusive.
Noah: Probably more now that you planted the seed. Thanks, Mel.
Anytime, Noah, happy to help.
Noah: I’m pretty sure you secretly want to see the goods yourself. You know, if you ask nicely I might just show them to you.
Have you always been such a flirt? That question is all mine.
Noah: I’m a friendly guy, and a lot of time it gets mistaken for flirting when it’s not. But with you, I’m definitely flirting, Mel.
And on that note, let’s go to a question from Gayle C. Do you believe in fate?
Noah: More than anything else, except for love. We may never know how and why things happen, but I believe with my whole heart everything happens for a reason.
Does that have anything to do with why you do so many random acts of kindness?
Noah: Maybe? If you put good into the world, it can only result in more good things. I’ve been blessed with more than I need so why not share the good fortune? If it doesn’t have anything to do with fate at least it’s good karma, and we can all use as much of that as we can get.
What are you looking forward to most after the tour?
Noah: Seeing what’s next. Ideally, it would have to be love, wife, and kids.
If you could collaborate with any artist, who would it be?
Noah: Sawyer. My brother is, without a doubt, the most talented person I’ve ever known.
Noah: Thanksgiving. Being surrounded by all the people I’m thankful for every day is the best feeling there is.
Last question. If you could tell your sixteen-year-old self one thing, what would it be?
Noah: I’d tell myself that one day I was going to meet an author who was going to change my life and she was worth the wait.
Thank you for answering my questions, Noah, and for all the flattery … it will get you everywhere.
Noah: Anything, anytime, anywhere, Amelia, you know that.